Ilsa

Ilsa
I should like to know more about you.

Written by Victorine Pontillon
Directed by Emmeline Braefield

Starring
Heath Netherton as Ilsa
and
John Cooper-Evans as Stefan

Music: Just Us League by RKVC
Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions

The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland
Performed by:
Jackson Pentland
Mollie Fyfe-Taylor
and
Emmeline Braefield

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Real Beauty

CW/ Strong Language
It’s a REAL HORSE!

Written by Tilly Lunken
Directed by Emmeline Braefield

Starring
Gareth Turkington as Johnson
Honey McKenna as Anna
Robert Penny as Nick
and
Lydia Kenny as Joe

Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions

Music:
Minor Blues for Booker by E’s Jammy Jams
Waltz in Low Light – Nat Keefe and Hot Buttered Rum

The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland
Performed by:
Jackson Pentland
Mollie Fyfe-Taylor
and
Emmeline Braefield

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Anniversary Episode – Shadow of a Dream

Fourth and final of our special Anniversary episodes: Shadow of a Dream
Writing a song to please a Queen

Written by Nigel Foster
Directed by Emmeline Braefield

With
Matt Salmon as Thomas Fynes
Peter M. Smith as Ralph Kay
Heath Netherton as The Page and Queen Anne
And John Cooper-Evans as Master Hibbard

The anniversary inspired theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland
Performed by Matt Salmon, Peter M. Smith and Jackson Pentland

Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions

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Anniversary Episode – Triumvirate

Fourth of our special Anniversary episodes: Triumvirate

Zaza has another mission, but this time, he has to take colleagues

Written by Joanne Toon
Directed by Emmeline Braefield

With
Jackson Pentland as Zaza
Mollie Fyfe-Taylor as The Chief, and Molls
And
Emmeline Braefield as The Greeter and Emble

Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions

The Anniversary Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland
Performed by:
Jackson Pentland
Mollie Fyfe-Taylor
and
Emmeline Braefield
Re-mixed by Cat on a Piano Productions

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Anniversary Episode – In the West

Third of our special anniversary episodes:
In the West

Bein’ a gunslinger in the Wild West ain’t easy. Listen to the end for bloopers!

Written by Emmeline Braefield
Directed by Lydia Kenny

With
Pippa Meekings as Alder
And Rob Keeves as Sheriff Dumpus

Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions

The anniversary inspired theme tune was composed and performed by Jackson Pentland

Wild West vocab:
Bazoo: Mouth
Bold face: alcohol (whiskey)
By jing: mild oath
Calaboose: Jail
Come a cropper: come to ruin
Dang my melt: damn me (melt = spleen)
Dee-fool: damned fool
fit to be tied: angry
Geeswax: milder way of saying ‘Jesus’
Go to Halifax: Go to Hell
Hannah: euphemism for God
Hifer: someone that loiters or loafs around
Hobble (his mouth): shut up
Roostered: drunk
Tarnal: Damned
Vaulting House: Brothel
Wagtail: sex worker
Yack: Stupid person

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