On Guard

And so it was writ, the stairs shall be guarded

We recommend listening to this brilliantly surreal story with headphones.

Written by Tilly Lunken
Directed by Jackson Pentland

Fran Burgoyne as Stair Monitor 1
Mary Roubos as Stair Monitor 2
Jeannie Dickinson as Stair Monitor 3

Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions

We Can’t Escape this – lyrics by Tilly Lunken, music by Jackson Pentland, performed by Fran Burgoyne, Mary Roubos and Jeannie Dickinson
Step Shanty – lyrics by Tilly Lunken and Jackson Pentland, music by Jackson Pentland, performed by Jeannie Dickinson

The Theatrephonic Theme tune was composed by Jackson Pentland
Performed by
Jackson Pentland
Mollie Fyfe-Taylor
Emmeline Braefield

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